Alright, I’ll admit. I’ve got no clue whatsoever why this is listed as a Men’s bag on SSENSE, but since it is, I might as well fangirl over it because OHMYGOD it’s python and OHMYGOD it’s Bottega Veneta. So here y’all go, Bottega Veneta’s Yellow Python ‘The Pouch’ Clutch exclusively from SSENSE!
Everybody who’s ever read me or asked me anything know that I will break into a veritable monologue supporting and advocating my love for snakeskin bags and accessories with or without the slightest provocation and it honestly surprised me how I could have missed seeing this earlier. But now that I have, slytherins rejoice! This is a genuine python skin clutch in yellow with a hinged opening fastened magnetically. With an embossed logo at interior on tonal buffed lambskin lining and very inconspicuous gold-tone hardware that means you don’t have to worry even if your watch, belt, shirt, pant underwear, wallet and/or shoes has silver hardware on it. Measuring approx. 15″ length x 7″ height x 7″ width, although it isn’t a great document carrier unless you’re ready to squeeze together your documents in the name of style, but it is an excellent bag, like the Intrecciato Crisscross Clutch I spoke of earlier, to steal office supplies like paper clips and pens in from work and possibly ketchup sachets and mints from dates. You could even smuggle some free food or little Cokes too (and by Coke I mean Coca Cola and nothing else) if you’re a bit careful with the lambskin lining.
Labelled as the color buttercup/gold, this python bag would elevate and accentuate any outfits from formal to casual and everything in between. So snakeheads, grab it now at SSENSE for $4100 USD!